Sunday, November 02, 2008
Where’s the rule book
I seem to have misplaced the rule book. Does anyone have a copy I can borrow? You know, the rule book that tells you all the stuff that you need to know. I don’t actually remember the last time I saw it. Actually, I don’t remember seeing it at all. I know it exists though. It must - how else has mankind managed to survive all these years.
Perhaps I can get a copy from the local library. Maybe it’s online somewhere. Any edition will do although the latest edition would be nice. The local bookshop will be the last resort.
As soon as I find a copy I can start working my way through the long list of “what the hell” questions.
- how old do kids have to be before you can leave them at home by themselves?
- why do shoes that fit perfectly at the shop never feel right when I get them home?
- why do religious fanatics so often chose to be fanatically evil instead of fanatically forgiving and understanding?
- how do you thread the line onto a garden line trimmer?
- why are probes being sent to Mars while children are starving?
- why would anyone want to eat an oyster?
What questions do you need answered?
“You can’t coach that”
