Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Anna Nicole’s baby
Ok, I admit it - I’m the father. I always thought she was interested in me for my money but I guess I was wrong. Of course she must have drugged me and had her wicked way with me without my knowledge.
And did I also mention that Hugh Hefner is my grandfather and Mother Teresa used to babysit me after school?
“You can’t coach that”
