You Can't Coach That

Dream Job - Condom Tester

Could this be the ultimate dream job?

The performance appraisal process might be a bit brutal.

Read more at durex.com.au

[originally seen at The Courier Mail]

“You can’t coach that”

So Coach, did you apply?  Missionary position acceptable… Bwahahahah.  Thanks for my morning laugh.

All such decisions would of course have to be made in consultation with the minister for workplace relations. As soon as she sees the recruitment poster I don’t like my chances.

Big problem......NO PAY!!

Dem better be good lookin....ahhh, test subjects.

Hi Coach.

Well, umm, NO COMMENT!!

And oh, where ya been?????

I like it rubber-free no matter how they exclaim to be safe! Go felatio!