Easter, God, Jesus and six year olds
My six year old daughter has just started school at a Catholic school and has therefore been learning about the Easter story. She has had some refreshing insights into religion lately and these are some she has shared with us this Easter:
- No one liked Jesus, He had no friends because they put thorns in his head.
- They didn’t know that Jesus was so good, they killed him. I bet they are sorry now though because he is famous.
- You can’t eat meat on Good Friday because god is made of meat. He is also made of chocolate and that is why we have chocolate Easter eggs.
- We are lucky that God made Mars because soon we will run out of room in Australia and America and we will need somewhere else to live.
“You can’t coach that”