Phaser universal remote control
If I had one of these I don’t think I would ever leave the TV room.
From Crave
Apparently, attraction to the opposite sex isn’t nearly as important as it used to be. That’s the only explanation we can fathom for the continuing trend of new Star Trek items on the market.
The latest date repellant is a $70 “Phaser Universal Remote Control,” which claims to feature sound effects from the original series provided by Paramount. Alas, Red Ferret notes that it’s already sold out. (What a surprise.)
“Date repellant” - what are they talking about? There must be thousands of female Trekkies out there who would be impressed by such a fine piece of engineering.
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