Rugby Quotes

I was searching through some old emails and came across a list of quotes from Rugby players, coaches and commentators.

“Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” - Jono Gibbs - Chiefs

“I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.” - Rodney So’ialo - Hurricanes - on University

“You guys line up alphabetically by height.” and “You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.” - Colin Cooper - Hurricanes head coach

Chris Masoe (Hurricanes) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.”

“He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.” - Colin Cooper on Paul Tito

Kevin Senio (Auckland), on Night Rugby vs Day Games “It’s basically the same, just darker.”

David Nosafora (Auckland) talking about Troy Flavell “I told him, ‘Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘David, I don’t know and I don’t care.’

David Holwell (Hurricanes) when asked about the upcoming season: “I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first.”

“Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago"(Murray Mexted)

“Colin has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator.” (Ma Nonu)

“He scored that try after only 22 seconds - totally against the run of play.” (Murray Mexted)

“We actually got the winning try three minutes from the end but then they scored.” (Phil Waugh Warratah)

“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” (Jerry Collins)

“That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical.” (Tony Brown)

“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.” (Tana Umaga)

“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in rugby - but none of them serious.” (Doc Mayhew)

“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."(Anton Oliver)

“I would not say he (Rico Gear) is the best left winger in the Super 14, but there are none better.” (Murray Mexted)

“I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.” (Ewan McKenzie)

Murray Deaker: “Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?” Tana Umaga: “On what ?”

“Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."(Murray Mexted)

“Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."(Murray Mexted)

“You really can’t coach that”

Posted by on 06/12 at 04:39 PM

Well, that’s bloody brilliant isn’t it?  I guess if you have a microphone in your face most of the time you are bound to say something stupid eventually.  Thanks for the laughs Coach. smile

Posted by Comedy Plus  on  06/13  at  09:44 AM

funny stuff, now a list from politicians please - probably very similar.

Posted by goldcoaster  on  06/13  at  02:26 PM

Hi Coach!!!

Well, a rugby player, I aint!!!  Although I’m quite certain you could “teach an old dog, new tricks”!!

If you have a moment, wanted to tell you to watch a video on my blog you may find quite interesting!! (todays posting)....

And oh, you can quote me on that!!!!!

smile

Posted by Jacer  on  06/15  at  07:01 AM

Glad you liked them. As an ex rugby player I personally couldn’t see anything wrong with most of them wink

Jacer - excellent video!

Posted by Head Coach  on  06/18  at  09:17 PM
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