Monday, June 18, 2007
Exams and Report Cards
I’m currently up to my ears in exam marking and report card writing. There has been precious little time therefore for much else and all my creative energies have been spent on said report cards.
In order to release the pressure on my bull$h!t valve I thought I would write some of the things I can’t say in report cards. The names, genders and species have been changed to protect the defendant (me)
- Mary is outgoing and cheerful - Mary would talk under wet cement
- John appears to enjoy his IT lessons - John is a borderline deviant who spends his IT lessons working out ways to access porn sites
- Susan is a quiet and reflective student - Susan is an EMO and hasn’t spoken to me or looked me in the eye all semester
- Harry is a gifted IT student - Harry has mastered the art of circumventing the school firewall so he can access porn sites
- Jennifer always has something to offer in class discussions - Jennifer thinks she knows everything and has the right to tell the world
- John is well respected by his peers - John is popular because you, his parents, let him and his friends have wild parties
- Bob is finding mathematics difficult - Bob is failing because he does no work and you will blame me for his poor performance
Cynical? Me? Never!
“You can’t coach that”
