Sunday, July 15, 2007
Excellent Questions
Here are some light hearted thoughts to follow my last rather depressing post. They were sent to me under the heading of “stupid questions” but I think they are actually worth wondering about. Hum along if you have heard them before.
- Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
- Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
- Why do toasters always have a setting on them which no-one ever uses because it burns your toast to a horrible black crisp no one would eat?
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say “I think i’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
- What do people in China call their good plates?
- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
- If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
- Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it to see if they are telling the truth?
- Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
“You can’t coach that”
