Monday, April 23, 2007
Position Vacant - Blog Assistant
Wanted - One Blog Assistant.
Duties include reading dozens of interesting blogs, summarising the interesting and informative articles and drafting a series of witty and topical comments for my perusal and final approval. Suggestions for equally informative and interesting articles will also be expected.
The successful applicant will have the following qualities:
- The ability to read (at least until after the fourth drink of the day after which time allowances will be made)
- The ability to type with at least one finger.
- An excellent command of the Queen’s English (Swahili will also be spoken after the fourth drink of the day)
Physical characteristics are not important, however should you be interviewed on a day my wife is out of town, blonde hair, blue eyes and large breasts will be all that I will notice.
Renumeration will be based on a percentage of the advertising revenue generated here so it would be helpful if you were financially secure.
EDIT: Duties will include keeping up to date with numerous Technorati Favourite exchange programs 
